I Was.......

Irritable
Cranky
Ill as a hornet
Tired
Whiny

I loved you; I hated you; I loved you; I hated you.....

If you looked at me the right way, I may have cried.
If you looked at me the wrong way, I may have screamed.

I lost my
patience
cool
temper
about thirty minutes ago.

Anything you said or did would have been misinterpreted as an attack on my mothering; housecleaning; multi-tasking; cooking; wife-ing skills.

I needed
a NAP.

And afterwards, I was able to conquer the world. Or at least my boys. And dinner.