Weight-Loss Reverse Psychology

In the past few days I have had a few people tell me that I "look great". The words "skinny" and "thin" were also thrown into the conversation.

So? I did what any skinny and thin person who still has 6 pounds of babyweight to lose would do.

I skipped the gym for two days.

And I consumed two pieces of cake everyday for three days.

Because I am skinny, remember?!

Please tell me I am not the only person does this?! All discipline goes out the window when someone comments on your weight loss. Even if you haven't reached your goal.

So? If you see me in real-life? Tell me I'm fat. Because I still have 6 pounds to go. And if you keep telling me I am skinny, then I will be a flabby whale in two months. And swimsuit season is right around the corner. Not that this body will ever see a bikini again, but still.

Let's review: You tell me I "look great" then I will gain mass amounts of weight. You tell me I look fat, I may never talk to you again, but at least I will be skinny.

It makes perfect sense, people.